SUPERB '04 ROYAL ENFIELD BULLET RE500 W/ORIG KOZI SIDECAR! PAINTED-WWII BIKE !

ALL PHOTOS HEREIN WERE TAKEN WITHIN THE LAST TWO (2) DAYS! Excellent condition 2004 ROYAL ENFIELD with Matching proper original KOZY SIDECAR! Minor Olive Drab paint wear and tear Minor surface wear and tear...because this bike is NOT for H*O*M*O*S! -- And was used NOT ABUSED! Excellent match Bullet Bike RE 500 to SIDECAR MATCH! Entire package built originally by ace 40 year Ft. Worth Texas Enfield Seller PERRY of PERRY'S MOTORCYCLES still OPEN! ALL MANUFACTURED BY ROYAL ENFIELD!KOZY SIDECAR: 2004 MANUFACTURE!500cc!--Only 3588 Miles on ACTUAL ALWAYS WORKING SPEEDO!This bike starts like a charm and runs good da*mn good. It can be Kick Started or STARTED BY HAND WITH ELECTRIC STARTER!--Nice! Excellent transmission! EXCELLENT MOTOR! EXCELLENT ELECTRONICS! ALL WORKS! ALL ORIGINAL TO THIS MOTORCYCLE! NO MIX AND MATCH B.S. ANYTHING HERE! ALL GAUGES ALL ELECTRIC TURN SIGNALS SIREN ETC. ALL WORK PERFECTLY!Everything is here complete working original keys for all areas! ALL LIGHTS ORIGINAL LENSES REAR RUBBER MOUNTS FOR REAR LIGHTS IN EXCELLENT WORKING ORDER--NONE OF THEM NOT ONE HAS BEEN 'GLUED BACK TOGETHER' LIKE SOME PURPLE GUM PRIMATE SITUATION! HE*LL NO! FUSE BOX--GOOD CONDITION!New battery and bike has it's proper sidecar windshield but is in sidecar storage in order for Belgian Shepherd to ride comfortably! Excellent fit for a BIG DOG ready for a new pooch or your nicest hide! BIG ASSES FIT AND RIDE COMFORTABLY! Bike idles and sits idling until fuel runs out--no idiotic typical worries here!This bike is a MAJOR LEAGUE NICELY WAY UNDER-PRICED PACKAGE AND READY TO GO! ORIGINAL BATTERY COVER ALSO IN SIDECAR--BIKE IS COMPLETE. NEW CARBURETOR HOSE NO LEAKS NO PARTS MISSING WITH TRICKY COON PARTS 'FILLING IN!' TO MAKE IT APPEAR COMPLETE..IT'S COMPLETE BUT WITH THE RIGHT CORRECT PARTS!RUNS SMOOTH. SIREN IS LOUD LIKE AN AIR-RAID SIREN IT MAKES WET-BACKS SHUTTER IN HORROR-!-SIREN OPERATES FROM HANDLE BAR CONTROL--DONE PROPERLY! BIKE ALSO HAS A MOCK-UP .30 CAL MACHINE GUN THAT COMES WITH IT. CLEAN TITLE! CLEAR TITLE! SEAT CUSHION IS NOT RIPPED NICE. NEW TUBES WITH EXTRA TUBES IN MILITARY METAL SIDE-BAGS! ALL LOCKING FOR YOUR EASE WHILST EATING OR FISHING!TOOLS INCLUDED FOR REMOVAL OF SPARK PLUG and MORE M-O-R-E! M-O-R-E!Am selling this bike to have funds for another W.W.II ORIGINAL MOTORCYCLE!--This baby is locked and loaded and by God READY FOR ANOTHER GOOD AMERICAN!Extras include Military Ammo Pouches and all that you see right here!I FIRED MY BROTHERS BEAUTIFUL .30 CALIBER BELT-FED MACHINE-GUN FROM HER SIDECAR ON MANY OF MY BROTHER'S MACHINE-GUN SHOOTS! What the hell more can I say. other than she's ready! EMTs will not take 'er out! AFTER SPARK PLUG CHANGE!Bike was always CARED FOR. NEVER ABUSED. SIDECAR MOUNT REMAINS IN EXCELLENT SERVING ORDER!OH AND WHEN REPLACING THROTTLE CABLE I WAS OFFERED $5250.00 DOLLARS BY DEALER!--Which means WHAT? RE-SALE $9-TO-$9500.00 DOLLARS?--YOU BET!Oh THAT'S RIGHT there is a brand new proper ENFIELD THROTTLE CABLE! SPEEDO WORKS PERFECTLY MILEAGE AND MILES PER HOUR--ALL WORKING! O.k. there's one more thing IF YOU LIVE IN TEXAS OR ON THE WAY TO LAS VEGAS FROM FT. WORTH TEXAS I WILL DELIVER THIS BIKE WITH SIDECAR--THE WHOLE DA*MN THING MINUS MY DOG FOR $200.00 DOLLARS! IF YOU LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD CA. OR IN A CA. CITY ON THE WAY FROM VEGAS--NO OTHER CA. AREAS THEN YOU WILL PAY ME $475.00 DOLLARS--IF DESIRED!?!If you do not live in one of these areas then YOU HAVE TO ARRANGE YOUR OWN SHIPPING! I PUT $200.00 DOLLARS IN THE SHIPPING FORM 'IF' YOU LIVE IN THE ABOVE STATED AREAS 'AND' $475.00 FOR CA. CITIES FROM VEGAS TO HOLLYWOOD--IF NOT THEN YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOUR OWN SHIPPING ARRANGEMENTS AND BIKE WILL BE SAFELY AWAITING YOUR SHIPPER 'AND' WILL BE COMPLETELY SAFE FROM WEATHER SCUM ETC. WITH NO CHARGES FOR SIX (6) WEEKS AFTER ACQUISITION! PAST SIX (6) WEEKS $100.00 DOLLARS PER MONTH. Now if you live IN MY PRICE QUOTED AREAS or designated areas I will get this bike to you within three (3) weeks probably much sooner but three (3) weeks AFTER YOU HAVE FULLY ACQUIRED 'ER!Past that you get it to yourself via U-SHIP or DC3 C-47 or however YOU SEE FIT! BIKE WILL REMAIN SAFELY PARKED AND NOT AT ALL RIDDEN IF ACQUIRED...but if not I still like to take 'er on out with the dog BECAUSE...AND QUIT LITERALLY THIS COMBO The dog Bike and so on HAS EARNED ME GETTIN' MY BELL ROPE PULLED GOBBLED AND RIDDEN FIVE (5) TIMES BY NEW AND EXCITING HUGE BREASTED WOMEN--NO HOGS (as they were not/NOT COUNTED! But 'ya know I still love a good 'ol goober-gobblin' farm hog!) IT'S FUN O'PLENTY!This bike is also a PARADE WINNER!Remember the first shipping option means ME WITH THIS BIKE IN FRONT OF YOU--WITH THIS BIKE!--Now BUYER...HOW IN THE LIVING H*LL CAN YOU TOP THIS?!You can't! CONFIRMED VIETNAM VETS KOREAN VETS and CURRENT VETS RECEIVES 30% DISCOUNT--'IF' YOU ARE THE NAME ON THE E-Bay ACCOUNT AND THE BIKE IS ACQUIRED FOR YOURSELF!Communist agitators aggressors to my own shall receive NOTHING! **You may wish to review area below under beating clause..!GIVE 'ER HE*LL AND REMEMBER NO B.S. HERE--EVER!Ride on brothers!It's your call but like all that I sell and..ESPECIALLY HERE JUST HOW IN THE HECK COULD I POSSIBLY BE PERFORMING IMPROPERLY...Again I CAN'T!RETURNS AVAILABLE!--25% PERCENT RE-STOCKING FEE IF YOU ARE MENTALLY OFF-BALANCE TO DO SO BUT...YOU CAN! "CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP....THE DOGS OF WAR!"(God bless Ian Smith Rhodesia..!--Defender 1st Brigade North Wall--WE BUILT S. AFRICA CAFFES!)I am NOT the original Owner of this bike but acquired this bike right here on E-Bay years ago and personally CONFIRMED WITH PERRY HIS BUILDING OF THIS MOTORCYCLE IN 2004! I AM MOST CONFIDENT THAT I AM THE BIKE'S THIRD OWNER! Please SEE OTHER AUCTIONS AVAILABLE FOR YOU TO SEE IN REGULAR E-Bay...Oh and kiddies 'IF' you are also desiring some choice all original U.S. G.I. Vehicles (Soft Skin) will YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES!With TEXAS CLIENTELE I WILL TRADE FOR AGREED UPON ITEMS IE: ORIGINAL BELGIAN MANUFACTURED F.N. FAL WITH SUPPORT AN ORIGINAL PORFIRIO SALINAS PAINTING A NICE ROBERT WOOD PAINTING ROLLING STONES TICKETS...TEXAS ONLY! THIS IS A NO RESERVE AUCTION--THIS MEANS THAT THE FIRST BID PRICE COULD WIN THIS VEHICLE! NO POST E-Bay SALES! Also this bike MAY SELL VIA OTHER MEANS...BUT HAS NOT I REPEAT NOT BEEN FOR SALE SINCE I HAVE OWNED IT! THAT IS...NOT UNTIL RIGHT NOW!If you are a U.S. VET please send me your info BEFORE ACQUIRING SO IT CAN BE CHECKED OUT--PROPERLY AND PRECISELY! IF YOU DON'T THAT'S FINE BUT AGAIN THE ACCOUNT MUST BE IN YOUR NAME AND THE PURCHASE MUST BE FOR YOURSELF. **By the way IF YOU ARE LYING ABOUT BEING A U.S. VET HERE--YOU MAY BE BEATEN! Post beatings under such circumstance may decipher if you still can even acquire this motorcycle--YOU CAN BUT ONLY if you take your beating well. Beatings taken well DO NOT AT ALL RELATE TO ANY DISCOUNTS GARNISHED AFTER. ALSO NOTE: BEATINGS WILL BE EMPLOYED BY THREE (3) ARTISANS OF 'KINGKONGAUCTIONEERS' AND WILL NOT GO PAST 2 MINUTES!WE LOVE ALL GREAT AMERICANS!--Texans a little better but are just honoring our vets! Passed that she's a GREAT BIKE FOR ANY AND ALL GOOD AMERICANS OR PROPERLY THINKING EUROPEAN NATIONS!SONS OF CONFEDERATE VETS MEMBERSHIP CURRENT RECEIVE $10 PERCENT OFF AND TAXES RETURNED! ANP Current standing 10% off.DEPOSITS FIRST TOTAL ACQUISITION WITHIN ONE (1) WEEK OF WINNING!FOR ALL BUYERS: ANY AND ALL DEPOSITS KEPT..IF YOU VANISH?! 'VANISH' MEANS IF I DO NOT HEAR A GD THING FROM YOU AFTER 6 WEEKS OF WINNING after you have paid deposit. IF NO DEPOSIT AT ALL HAS BEEN PAID THEN AFTER ONE (1) WEEK OF WINNING YOU SHALL BE DISMISSED AND RECOMMENDED TO THE RUBBER GUN SQUAD...OH and IF SUCH A THING WERE TO HAPPEN YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS LISTING!--Also please see **beatings..!BUT IF YOU DO NOT VANISH I WILL HOLD IT UNDER TERMS LISTED ABOVE FOR AS LONG AS YOU DESIRE. But hey--just get the dam*n thing cause she's a WINNER!It may not be a '41-'45 Harley WLA a Korean Wartime WLA or even a Vietnam WLA or Indian Scout or the liken...but DAMN SHE LOOKS GOOD DAMN GOOD! **Please note: THE WILD GEESE is on Netflix!--Just a quality notation to my clients or even for those whom have observed my listing--thanks and THANK YOU TO ALL AS YOU ARE ONLY HONORED RESPECTED AND NEVER CHEATED HERE UNDER THE AGE OLD RULE THE CLIENT IS MY BUSINESS!--First and Foremost!Damn near a NEW BIKE BABY!

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